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Whispering Dogs Don’t Bark


Thursday, May 22, 2008
By Nick Welsh (Contact)
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KULTURE KLASH: Santa Barbarans celebrated this year’s Bike to Work Week with a good, old-fashioned shootout between the petro-powered posse and the people-powered transit set over proposed changes to the way State Street flows into De la Vina Street, now akin to a waterfall pouring into a shot glass. From what I heard, the car crowd handily won the day, routing any and all pedestrians, cyclists, and traffic engineers who dared show their face.

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At issue was a proposal to transform the curving “Y” turn from State Street onto De la Vina Street into something more resembling a “T.” If you reckoned that anything so dreary and mundane as a simple arterial realignment was dull, then you are obviously clueless about Santa Barbara politics. This is the stuff of which cultural jihads are made and promising political careers are crashed. For nearly three hours late Monday afternoon, Santa Barbara’s Architectural Board of Review (ABR) wrestled with this proposal, brought forth by city traffic engineers so that people seeking to cross the top of De la Vina Street — up near the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf — could do so without first having to receive their Last Rites. As an obnoxiously self-satisfied lifelong bicycle commuter, I naturally was drawn to the idea. That’s because for cyclists traveling south on State Street past De la Vina, that intersection has always been more than a little scary. Motorists turning down De la Vina Street must cross through the bike lane to make the turn, and when cars and bikes occupy the same space at the same time, the results are as bloody as they are one-sided.

Like a willfully naïve chump, I had no idea that this proposal was such a colossal conspiracy of incompetence and duplicity. To me, it seemed like a no-brainer. By straightening out the top of De la Vina Street, the traffic engineers could effectively slow down the motorists coming off State Street. Given the huge volume of cars, bikes, and people going in and out of Trader Joe’s — home to one of the worst-designed parking lots in town — it seemed like a sensible plan to reduce traffic speed a little bit. And besides, the whole thing would be paid for with a state grant. So what’s not to like?

But then the Drive-Free-or-Die crowd showed up and edified everybody. Little wonder that Monday’s ABR meeting — normally staid affairs attended only by a few architects who show up, show off, pretend to listen, and move on — lasted as long as it did. When it was over, the proposed road realignment could get not one vote. To the extent that there’s a traffic problem on upper De la Vina, it’s City Hall’s fault, the kommissars were told. After all, City Hall approved the Trader Joe’s/Surgical Center parking lot. City Hall also approved the restriping of upper De la Vina Street from four lanes to three, and then created the bike lanes with the asphalt left over. Nobody, the automobile absolutists argued, uses those bike lanes. And nobody has ever been killed — or even hit — trying to cross the top of De la Vina Street.

At least not yet.

To be fair, the car enthusiasts had some points. For example, the project will undoubtedly cost more than the $750,000 provided by the state grant. And the state grant in question was initially slated to fund projects that relieved traffic congestion. This proposed project will make De la Vina Street less dangerous by creating more congestion up by State Street. But those without a fortified sense of irony might be troubled were City Hall to use Congestion Relief funds to create more congestion, not less. And, of course, there’s the whole question of parking. Those belonging to the your-car-is-your-castle clique charge that the project would eliminate no less than seven onstreet parking spaces in front of nearby MacKenzie Park. Just as emphatically, city traffic czar Browning Allen insists no parking spaces will be sacrificed. It turns out, however, that the original plans did envision the loss of some parking spaces. And according to city planner Jaime Limón, the plans envision the future possibility that some parking spaces could be taken. All of this engenders more distrust among a crew of people who never had any trust to begin with, and certainly not where City Hall and Browning Allen are concerned.

City Councilmember Dale Francisco — who jumped in politically as an outspoken critic of the mini-roundabouts, concrete crop-circles, and other traffic-calming devices imposed with a maximum of insensitivity and klutziness on the upper Eastside — articulated this Cars-Were-Here-First position with admirable clarity. “This is an auto-dominated intersection in the middle of a commercial shopping district where people shop in cars,” he said. That’s true, but new businesses — like coffee shops and restaurants — have since sprouted that encourage people to hang out and walk around.

As a footnote, it’s worth noting that the transformation of upper De la Vina Street from four lanes to three was done to make the street safer for motorists turning off of De la Vina Street. Before, such efforts engendered hundreds of rear-end collisions a year. Now, that number is down dramatically. (And, not to quibble, but the bike lanes get a lot more traffic than their detractors know.) But the bigger point is that we can’t crawl into the future if we’re always staring at the past. I admit cars have their place, but preferably in the garage. The high price of gas will do more to change commuting habits than all the sanctimonious preachifying by sprocket heads like myself. If that’s not persuasive, get ready for the 15-year traffic jam that will engulf Highway 101 as a succession of “freeway improvement” projects proceed. Ground-breaking for the first four-year, $60 million installment takes place next month, so get ready for the Curb Your Commute PR blitz designed to encourage us to avoid the madness of rush-hour commuting. Or maybe we’ll get the snazzier Flex in the City approach. In the meantime, you can go crazy if you choose. Or you can grab your bike. That doesn’t mean you won’t go crazy anyway. Just that it’ll be a sweeter ride when you get there.

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Several years ago the city hosted a transportation planner Walter Kulash who described to the city council and community the "adolescent stage" that we are going through with respect to transportation and it's focus on the automobile. That adolescent stage appears to be far from over.

The "Cars-Were-Here-First" sentiment, now fully represented by Councilmember Dale Francisco, represents that "adolescent" sentiment. I would have thought this progressive community would be far beyond that adolescent stage but it seems as though it has actually become much worse.

Childishly sounding groups such as "Streets R Us," "CarsRBasic" were formed and promote their car causes. "SAFEStreets" often is represented as selfless cause to keep streets flowing and safe for it's seclusive spokeswomen's family, and your family as well, of multiple automobiles.

The underlying "cause" of these adolescent car clubs have been the popular notion of "slow growth" or really "no growth." The exception of course would be one's own single family residential addition. Do nothing about anything so that Santa Barbara will be frozen in time, frozen in adolescence.

The northside business districts are essentially strip malls with many aging, asethetic and infrastructure problems. City staff is not perfect, and perhaps this project is not perfect. The problem with these adolescent car clubs is that their input is self-serving and are fairly effective at moving private and public projects toward mediocrity.

The car clubs are a serious force in the process but really should be considered a narrowly focused "special interest" that do provide relevant information. The city needs to respond to them and hopefully the city's staff, committees and 6 other council members understand this. However, what is more important for the larger community to understand is that if you belong to a pro-car clubs or sign a petition from a pro-car club you are being provided a very narrow point of view.

johnathansmith (anonymous profile)
May 22, 2008 at 9:06 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Talking about traffic... whatever happened to plans for a signal at Cieneguitas and Foothill? It's sorely needed there.

Moonrunner (anonymous profile)
May 22, 2008 at 3:10 p.m. (Suggest removal)

"As an obnoxiously self-satisfied lifelong bicycle commuter, I naturally was drawn to the idea."

This says it all.

How lovely for you that you are young and not disabled. I am neither. Bicycling is not an option for me, neither is depending on buses. I am very grateful for my little car, it is my freedom.

Yet you obnoxiously self-satisfied bikers think only of yourselves, and demand that everyone else live and move as you do; or else.

It's absolutely PC and de rigeur in Santa Barbara that the bikers are always right and everyone else is always wrong. It's OK to kick at cars, to spit on pedestrians who get in your way, and to throw things at vehicles who dare to actually stop at a stop sign and impede your progress as you whiz through.

So...all of us who are seniors and/or disabled should just sit down, shut up and sit quietly in our houses so that you can have the whole road and sidewalks to yourselves as one big unimpeded bike lane?

I don't think so.

Holly (anonymous profile)
May 23, 2008 at 12:35 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Holly Dear,

I am a senior citizen who has lived here a long time. Aside from anyones abled or disabled state and age group, haven't we overdone it with the car thing? I do own a car, I ride a bike and I am fortunate to have a bus route a couple blocks away and ride the bus even on the nicest of days. Obviously I am not disabled but disabled people do ride the bus and improved services would be great. You would be surpirsed at how many people would appreciate less and slower traffic in their neighborhoods. That's why people request actions that result in, humps, bumps, chiacanes, pillows and law enforcement. While driving your car you need to consider that perhaps you are possibly a nuisance to someone. The opposition to these projects seems to come from people who have a very narrow view of the world from behind a windshield. So please forgive me if I dismiss get your point entirely. I would suggest you walk somewhere else other than to your car for a more rounded view of the world.

johnathansmith (anonymous profile)
May 23, 2008 at 7:38 a.m. (Suggest removal)

As a cyclist, I'm not going to apologize for every person who rides a bike. There are rare people out there, on bikes and in cars, who are very angry and take it out on other people.

The difference is that the ones in cars are a real risk to life and limb. The ones on bikes are merely risks to your paint job.

The question is, do you let their anger suck you into the dark side, whereupon you become another angry person on the roads? If you're in a car, are you ready to let your anger and impatience maime or kill someone's father or daughter?

It is entirely possible to drive a car or ride a bike, and not be a self centered anus about it.

Rich (anonymous profile)
May 23, 2008 at 7:42 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Should we now start writing about how ALL car drivers are hateful and obnoxious??

This traffic intersection design will make cars stop at the new signal or at least slow down if they have a green light for the right turn onto de la Vina Street. Then, those cars will be able to see far enough down the street (per the tested engineering and safety manual) to stop in time for any pedestrian in the crosswalk.

Cars will never leave Santa Barbara, although the technology that powers them will evolve. They still will be something on wheels on the streets.

This is not a cars versus bikes project, but rather a cars AND bikes project, with a little more respect afforded for the bikers who are people too with just as much right and stake here not to get smacked by a car turning the corner.

David_Pritchett (anonymous profile)
May 23, 2008 at 8:41 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Driving in down town Santa Barbara on a Friday afternoon rivals any Latin American city driving experience I've ever had. I had one cat killed, I called the police, I called the City, nobody seemed to be too interested in controlling traffic on my street because they were already doing whatever they're doing on other streets. My other cat got killed last week. I am in fear for my children. Whosoever thinks that additional traffic controls and traffic cops aren't needed in this town has their head in the same sand that comes out of the harbor dredge pipe.

catsmack (anonymous profile)
May 23, 2008 at 1:47 p.m. (Suggest removal)

The underlying problem is that Santa Barbara is filled with angry,stressed out people and you see this behavior exploding in the way they drive...and bike.

Enforcement is almost non-existant and the problem will continue because these people who use the roads are no different from spoiled little kids who have never had the fear of accountability put into them.

It all ties in as well to the gang and bar scene. A town in moral decay so the answer to many is simply to pass more laws. (On a greater scale, it's like those who want stricter anti-gun and anti-drug laws because they don't want to face the underlying problem)

America as a whole seems to be falling apart at the seams morally, and S.B. seems to be ground zero as crime and rude behavior spin out of control. We can say it's simply about bike vs. car, Black vs. White, Mexican vs. Black but the underlying issue about a generation that was brought up in a moral vacuum and now the chickens are coming home to roost and people don't realize they need to reset to default.

I would say that I am being conservative when I say that 80% of those I see on the road have little or no regard for courtesy or traffic laws. It isn't just the hormone-addled teenager who drives/rides aggressively. The fact that this problem is so mainstream is what is scary.

billclausen (anonymous profile)
May 23, 2008 at 2:50 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Well, good to read that billclausen supports the project at De La Vina Street because it encourages calmer driving and courtesy to other vehicles and pedestrians.

David_Pritchett (anonymous profile)
May 23, 2008 at 3:38 p.m. (Suggest removal)

David_Pritchett writes: "Well, good to read that billclausen supports the project at De La Vina Street..."

I didn't realize I felt one way or the other about it. I only made a general reference to the state of mind of Santa Barbara. Must be another Bill Clausen to whom you refer.

billclausen (anonymous profile)
May 23, 2008 at 8:32 p.m. (Suggest removal)

billclausen;

I don't think these bad driving behaviors are a Santa Barbara, California or U.S. phenomenon. My observations are that the behaviors are occurring worldwide.

I think it is our overall mobility that may be the cause. There is a lack of polite protocol when traveling down the street or across the globe in an airliner. The World does seem to revolve around ones idea of oneself while strapped to our seats regardles of the travel mode. On an evolutionary scale we're still not far from being neanderthals and when we cavemen drive cars it makes sense to me that we would behave like club swinging knuckle draggers.

I don't think this is a morality problem but rather as you stated a lack of enforcement per mile driven problem. As you stated the problem has crossed into all age groups.

Back in the 50's we had a traffic "squad" of about 10 motorcycle traffic cops. That was for a town of about half our current size and Goleta was not even thought of. Still the ratio of motorcycle cop per driver was probably more accurate then and kept us more honest cavemen. One thing cavemen understand is a good wack on the head with a club in the form of humiliating financial disincentive.

johnathansmith (anonymous profile)
May 24, 2008 at 7:37 a.m. (Suggest removal)

I agree with everything you say Jonathansmith, but would add that where there is no accountability, people will not learn to be moral.

billclausen (anonymous profile)
May 24, 2008 at 12:31 p.m. (Suggest removal)

From up here in Santa Maria, my $0.02:

I walk to work along a 4-lane major street. The residential street intersections are landscaped so that cars wanting to enter the big street must block pedestrians (and bicyclists) in order to pull out far enough to see oncoming cars. Meanwhile, the local busses pass by nearly empty.

Bah. The nation has had over 20 years, since Reagan convinced the Saudis to flood the world oil market and bankrupt the USSR in 1986, to come to grips with transportation and traffic issues, but no politician had enough guts to take action (such as imported oil tariffs and stronger CAFE standards), and few citizens asked for such. 20 years and 4 presidential administrations without leadership and without a clue on energy and transport issues.

CharlesB (anonymous profile)
May 24, 2008 at 12:48 p.m. (Suggest removal)

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